BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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