We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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