Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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