he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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