if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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