let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
