I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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