so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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