This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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