Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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