its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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