there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
