kristin has been a bad kristin
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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