omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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