I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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