am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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