I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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