Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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