So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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