Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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