so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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