I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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