Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
