I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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