yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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