singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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