So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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