god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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