He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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