Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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