chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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