Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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