That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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