a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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