I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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