So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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