If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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