He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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