Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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