he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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