nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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