She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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