ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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