He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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