I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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