Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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