belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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