We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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