he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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