Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
