you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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