Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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