He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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