haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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