needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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